Chris Brown

Chris Brown has done little to redeem himself since… well, ever. In fact, half a decade after assaulting Rihanna, he openly baits haters on his latest album, 'X', crooning 'Drip drop, don't stop / No umbrella' on a song that features R. Kelly for extra hate-itude. Still, the dude can sing and dance, and critics have celebrated others who have done worse. He's been savvy enough to seamlessly incorporate EDM into his grooves. We just prefer the goofy, math-challenged lines like "Your body is an isosceles / And I just wanna try angels." Not for everyone, but he'll put on a good show.