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	Dive instructor: With a few so-called dive bars offering flavored martinis and candle-lit table service, there seems to be some confusion over whether certain bars are dives or not. Take our quiz to see if your favorite bar is a true dive.

Other subtle signs of a real dive bar (in case you’re not sure)…

There’s a cigarette machine that also dispenses candy bars. (Ollie’s, 1064 W Berwyn Ave, 773-784-5712)

There’s no 411 listing, no phone—and no intention of getting either. (Tina’s Place, 5708 S Western Ave)

The bar opens at 6am so the graveyard shift can booze up before hitting the sack. (Sky-Ride Cocktail Lounge, 105 W Van Buren St, 312-939-3340)

The mop closet is more spacious than the men’s bathroom. (Lilly’s, 2513 N Lincoln Ave, 773-525-2422)

None of the pool cues have tips. (My Place on Milwaukee, 3394 N Milwaukee Ave, 773-286-4482)

You’ll see photos of the owner’s fishing trip—from 1982. (J&M Tap, 957 N Leavitt St, no phone)

7 There are no cocktails, because there is no ice. (Ed and Jean’s, 2032 W Armitage Ave, no phone)

There’s a condom dispenser in the bathroom. (June’s Inn, 4333 N Western Ave, 773-463-3122)

The entrance is locked until the ’tender feels like getting out of bed. (Johnny’s, 3425 N Lincoln Ave, 773-248-3000)

You’re not drinking from the same type or size cup as your friend, even though you ordered the same cocktail. (Rose’s, 2656 N Lincoln Ave, 773-327-4000)

Holiday lights are up, but Christmas was months ago. (Celina’s Place, 900 N Western Ave, 773-486-8737)

There are no windows, making it possible to drink from day into night with little concern for time’s passing. (Sheridan “L” Lounge and Delicatessen, 3944 N Sheridan Rd, no phone)