The Hot Karl

Suppose there were a leafy green that, when smoked, caused you to think Carrot Top might be funny and compelled you to eat copious amounts of Funyuns. And then, maybe…wait, what were we just talking about? Oh, yeah, so, like, when you’ve ingested said illicit substance, what should you do and where should you go to make the fun more awesome? We put down the bong long enough to throw out some ideas.

Get the giggles at these high-larious shows

1Dr. Amazing, Your Country Needs You!
There are, like, werewolf poets and space Nazis who wanna destroy our way of life. This is freaking me out! Annoyance Theatre, 4830 N Broadway (773-561-4665).
Thu 8pm. $10.

2Felt
Wait: If the puppets are doing the improv, am I laughing at the puppet, or the puppet…guy? It’s like we’re all puppets, you know? Whoa. iO Del Close Theater, 3541 N Clark St (773-880-0199). Wed 8pm. $5.

3pHrenzy
They run around, then they say funny shit, then they run around, then they say funny shit…Rock on with the short-form improv, dudes. Yo, I wish these pH shows were BYOWeed. Stage Left Theatre, 3408 N Sheffield Ave (773-732-5450). Fri 12:30am. $10.

4The Hot Karl
This improv is totally dirty. That girl just said cum Dumpster. Ha! Cum Dumpster! It’s got, like, so many deeper meanings. Donny’s Skybox, 1608 N Wells St (312-337-3992). Sat midnight. $10.

5The Marijuana-Logues
The guys onstage are sooo baked; I’m sooo baked; they’re talking about pot and how it has, like, influenced their life and stuff. Is it 4:20 yet? Lakeshore Theater, 3175 N Broadway (773-472-3492). Oct 5–7. $25.