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Masters of the Universe
There’s probably a fine dissertation to be written about America’s fascination with Dolph Lundgren in the 1980s, especially his turn from evil Russian in Rocky IV to world-saver in every other movie he was in that decade.
Lundgren does a passable job with what he’s given (though his accent makes He-Man’s signature line sound like “Ivan the Powder!”). And Frank Langella proves nothing says “evil overlord” like gold lame.
Unimpressed
Tue, Jun 03, at 01:01pm
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!