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The survivor
Two broken ribs didn’t stop Sarah Miller from riding, but the injury did change her taste in men.
Sarah Miller collects bikes like Hugh Hefner collects blonds: over time, and in her boudoir. “I have four bikes in my bedroom,” says the 24-year-old bike-mechanics teacher. “But I like to keep the bikes a secret, by keeping them in my closet, as opposed to having them be the centerpiece. There’s room for guests in the bedroom as long as they don’t mind.”
The self-professed bike nut spends 75 percent of her time with cycles: fixing them, riding them and teaching how to repair them, both at West Town Bikes in Humboldt Park and Tilden High School on Chicago’s South Side. Even when she’s not at work, Miller’s still getting some two-wheel play.
“Everyone I’ve dated is way into bikes,” says the Logan Square resident. “I’ve typically dated four types of guys: artists who use bikes for transportation, messengers, mechanics and bike-mechanics teachers.”
The biking bug bit Miller in college, when a professor at the University of Wisconsin-Madison urged her not to own a car. Since moving to Chicago in 2005, Miller’s remained car-free—and suffered the, er, car-sequences.
“I had an accident on Halloween 2005 where I got a collapsed lung and two broken ribs,” she says. “I wear a helmet now, and I look over my left shoulder all the time. It definitely changed the way I ride.”
It also changed the way she dated—after the crash, Miller says, she became more critical of potential mates. “I judge guys by how they ride,” she explains. “Do they wait for me at intersections? Do they wear a helmet? Can they keep up?”
Miller, who possesses an encyclopedic knowledge of Chicago’s bike paths, says her perfect date would involve a picnic at the South Side’s Rainbow Park. That, and maybe a dude with a cotton candy–colored bike.
“I once dated a guy who rode a pink Cannondale,” she says. “I was, like, That’s a man right there who can do that!”
—Tricia Parker
ChristopherPaul
Wed, Jun 04, at 12:46pm
All these riders are just too awesome, elitist actually, pioneers in our society willing to trek it out there alone and exposed.
ChristopherPaul
Wed, Jun 04, at 12:38pm
Excuse me person against bicyclist on the road.
Depending on where you live, riding two abreast is lawful, in fact allowable. Law also states a rider may "take the lane" if road conditions present a hazard, which they often do.
Can't We All Just Get Along?
Wed, May 28, at 02:38pm
Bicyclists, PLEASE obey the rules of the road. STOP at stoplights and stop signs (!!!) and stay in your lane. If you stay in your bike lane I'll keep my motor vehicle in my automobile lane, fair enough? Do NOT ride 2 or 3 abreast in traffic! Do we have a deal? It's the law, if that matters to you. On any given day in Chicago traffic, I observe 9 out of 10 bicyclists who demonstrate they have little regard for obeying traffic laws or even common sense while riding. Thanks to the few who do.
Erika
Sat, May 24, at 08:42pm
Actually, its Rat Patrol.