Microsoft has just launched How-Old.net, an online bot that evaluates images of human faces and spits out an age. So of course we jammed some famous Chicago faces into the app. You'll have a newfound appreciation for the 1985 Bears when you realize most of them were of retirement age. And perhaps the team should consider replacing 46-year-old Smokin' Jay Cutler. It's the cigs that age you, Jay. Some of our favorites:
Barack Obama and Mike Ditka
The '85 Bears
Kanye West and Chance the Rapper
Billy Corgan
"The Human Ken Doll," a.k.a. Justin Jedlica
Stephanie Izard and "Chuy" Garcia
Derrick Rose and Obama, again.
That second term, man. It gets you.