The best sex scenes in cinema

Outside of porn flicks, these are the lustiest lovemaking scenes on film

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It takes two to tango

We thought we'd ease into the list with a selection of straight 'n' simple sex scenes set in pretty bucolic landscapes. But before we knew it, our research had led us to a YouTube clip of Scarlett Johansson devouring Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Woody Allen's otherwise turgid Match Point...

Match Point by Woody Allen

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... or three

Given that films are there for you to indulge without restraint the fantasies that reality denies you, allow us to plough on into the heady realm of onscreen threesomes. They certainly aren't lacking in cinema: from Jean Eustache's La Maman et la Putain to Harmony Korine's recent Spring Breakers via Bernardo Bertolucci's sweaty Parisian romp The Dreamers, three-way thrusting has enlivened many an arthouse film over the years. Our pick, though hardly original, is taken from one of the most nuanced and beautifully observed films on a triangular love affair ever made. Take it away, Gael Garc'a Bernal, Diego Luna and Ana Lopez Mercado:

Y Tu Mama También by Alfonso Cuarón


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... or four

Don't be deceived by its title; the most memorable moment in Bertrand Blier's seminal road movie Les Valseuses (literally "The Waltzers"-actually French slang for your meat and two veg) involves not two but four people. And what people: an as-yet-unknown Gérard Depardieu and Isabelle Huppert, a stunning Miou-Miou in her breakout role, and her real-life partner Patrick Dewaere, making love on film like only young French actors can.

Les Valseuses by Bertrand Blier

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... or more

Fourgasms not enough for you? You're in luck: not a few film directors have felt compelled to film orgies, from Shohei Imamura (check out the bleak climactic scene of his 1966 masterpiece The Pornographers) to Lars von Trier (multiple examples). Yet arguably none is as hair-raisingly eerie as the scene in Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut, which with its masquerade theme and bonkers cultish undertones pulls off the considerable feat of making us forget Tom Cruise's blankness as an actor. It all somehow works, thanks to Kubrick's mastery of space-all symmetrical compositions and slinking tracking shots. The film was met with very mixed reviews upon its 1999 release, though perhaps unsurprisingly it fared better in France than elsewhere...

Eyes Wide Shut by Stanley Kubrick

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Girls just wanna have fun

When Abdellatif Kechiche's Blue Is the Warmest Colour sparked a sexy scandal in the run-up to its release, the main bone of contention was not that it depicted lesbian lovemaking, but that it did so at such length, in such graphic detail, and with such attractive actresses. Such was the hubub that you'd be forgiven for thinking it was the first film of its kind. But while LGBT cinema has only come to serious critical attention in the last few decades, homosexual love and sex have been portrayed in movies since time immemorial. Our selections below are only two recent mainstream examples of a long and not always noble tradition of onscreen lesbians.

Mulholland Drive by David Lynch

Black Swan by Darren Aronofsky

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Playing with the big boys

We now come to our two representatives of gay male cinema: Xavier Dolan's I Killed My Mother, which the astonishingly precocious Canadian director made at age 19, and of course Ang Lee's cowboy saga Brokeback Mountain, whose all-mumbling, all-grunting sex scenes in the tent became for many viewers the definitive depiction of gay sex in film.

I Killed My Mother by Xavier Dolan

Brokeback Mountain by Ang Lee

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When bonking gets bonkers

Getting hot and bothered? So are we. Let's cool down by taking a detour through a handful of strange, dreamlike love scenes, nicked from the dreamlike cinema of David Cronenberg and Pedro Almodóvar. So watch on, and witness James Woods making love to his television in the wry satire Videodrome, followed by a surreal homage to Jack Arnold's The Incredible Shrinking Man in Talk to Her...

Videodrome by David Cronenberg

Talk to Her by Pedro Almod�var

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Blown out of proportion

An overview of erotic scenes in cinema that ignores oral sex would suck indeed, and so we're going to bring our feature to a climax with three heady scenes of fellatio and cunnilingus. Between Louis Malle, Andy Warhol and Almodóvar, we believe we've found something for all tastes.

Les Amants by Louis Malle

High Heels by Pedro Almod�var

Blow Job by Andy Warhol

Cinema's special relationship to eroticism, which places the viewer in the privileged position of voyeur, has been the subject of much academic theorising (notably by feminists). As the scandal that surrounded the 2013 Palme d'Or winner Blue Is the Warmest Colour shows, it's a fine and ill-defined line that separates legitimate sex scenes from pornography. But let's leave theory aside for a moment and take a look at how lovemaking—straight, gay, bi, surrealist—has been portrayed on the silver screen. Read on for our, uh, blow-by-blow account of the best bonking in film.

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