Get us in your inbox

Search

Lollapalooza predictions

Most bro-heavy crowd, best reason to skip the headliners and more of our guesses about this year’s festival.

Advertising

Most likely to arouse the sea mammals at the Shedd Sigur Rós • Most likely to borrow sunscreen from Jack White Florence & The Machine • Most likely to draw in yachts from the lake The Shins • Best use of Auto-Tune Poliça • Worst use of Auto-Tune FUN. • Toughest schedule conflict for fans of pop/punctuation FUN. vs. B.o.B • Best reasons to skip the headliners Frank Ocean + Santigold • Best day for fans of bands with Black in the name Friday • Best day for fans of dudes with Blacc in their name Saturday • Most dude-heavy crowd Black Sabbath • Most bro-heavy crowd Avicii • Most girl-heavy crowd Florence & The Machine • Most mom-heavy crowd Haley Reinhart • Most dad-heavy crowd (and best MILF…coincidence? We think not) Metric • Most moshing At the Drive-In • Most hippie twirling Big Gigantic • Toughest choice for early ’00s nostalgics Franz Ferdinand vs. Bloc Party • Most enjoyable block to sit down and have lunch Michael Kiwanuka then Sharon Van Etten on the PlayStation stage, Friday • Best time to grab dinner every day 7:30pm • Who cares what they sound like, we have to see Die Antwoord • Who cares what they look like, we have to hear Alabama Shakes.

Recommended
    You may also like
    You may also like
    Advertising