Greektown Gyros (CLOSED)

Your credit card is no good here. The all-night gyros joint and this attached bar speak in dead presidents only. You won’t need many for the jukebox, unless you’re into mid-’90s hits, or for the dartboard, as every dart is missing its tip. But still, the bartenders and patrons are all smiles. Their hospitality plus the cheeseburgers and Czech Republic beer will have you thanking Zeus for this late-night haunt.