Mama Milano Pizza Bar

This place is exactly what the name suggests: a bar. For which to eat pizza on. Preceding that pizza, you can have salads (unremarkable yet inoffensive) and/or “Mama Milano’s Famous Spinach Bread”—pizza dough rolled with cheese and spinach. After your pizza, you can have a cannoli. And during that pizza, which has a flat crunchy crust reminiscent of frozen pizzas, you can drink wine, without which there aren't a ton of reasons to come here in the first place.