Rotten Johnny's (CLOSED)

This is your average six-seat, dingy corner hot-dog stand, except your meal comes in a brown paper bag stamped with the note, “Have a Rotten Day!!” The menu board includes breakfast sandwiches, cheeseburgers and dogs, and while Rotten Johnny’s understands the Chicago-style dog in theory—the classic seven toppings are on a Vienna Beef natural-casing frank—it fails in practice: The frank was grayish and snapless.