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Bow tie, $22.50, etsy.com
Apron with hidden penis, $30, esty.com
Cake topper, $80, etsy.com
Whatever the hell this is, $21.60, etsy.com
Bedazzled Converse, $135, etsy.com
Garter, $23, etsy.com
Bedazzled heels, $140, etsy.com
Neon sign, $99, etsy.com
Men's scrub cap on terrifying mannequin, $12, etsy.com
Wine charms featuring current and former players, $38, etsy.com
Lingerie, $39.50, etsy.com
Yarmulke, $16, etsy.com
The online crafting community really pulled out all the stops with this bizarre Bears merch
Etsy is a goldmine for handmade baby gear, vintage clothing and, apparently, the weirdest Chicago Bears paraphrenalia ever. Bears fans are a devoted bunch, but we've never seen anyone in a Bears bar wearing a $140 pair of Bears-bedazzled platform heels. But bless you, Etsy crafters, for making these bizarre fan tchotchkes anyway.
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