Tall women are funny ’cause at least for a second you have to wonder if it’s a dude.
My ex-boyfriend told me I looked good today at church.
There’s a piece of poop on the outside, and it looks like someone designed it with their thumb.
Watching you eat gives me anxiety.
There were a lot of lynchings near swamps, dude.
“She smells like a hooker.” “What does a hooker smell like?” “Don’t say that so loud—she might know she smells like a hooker.”
I just mentally downloaded her into my fap file.
That show is like American Idol on meth.
Yeah, it’s fake. She’s been pregnant for, like, four years.
Just S his D and be done with it!
I hate being a woman! I hate being so weak!