Heard on the street, October 7, 2013 edition

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  • Then we got into a big fight about Depeche Mode while we were painting the bathroom.

  • My dad was a forest ranger. I've wanted to be a forest ranger.

  • Have you guys been reading about these giant hornets?

  • I dated a poet in community college. I don't recommend it.

  • To be the poor man's Liam Neeson is kind of too big of a compliment for that guy.

  • Dude, Ron Howard's brother is so chillwave!

  • This bourbon smells like straight-up pancakes.

  • I can't wait to be an angry old woman.

  • I spoke in German to him for 15 straight minutes in hopes he would dump me.

  • I would drink a lot more water if there was booze in it.

Then we got into a big fight about Depeche Mode while we were painting the bathroom.


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