20 things we'd like to see on candy hearts in Chicago

Have u heard? Sweethearts—or Conversation Hearts—are ditching some of their classic slogans in favor of a few new "hip" phrases: "Pugs & Kittens," "Girl Power," "Luv 2 Dance." Apart from a bit of a downgrade, these additions don't hold up to Chicago's witty standards, and can certainly join the ranks of things you'll never hear a Chicagoan say, whether they're natives or fresh off the train. So we snacked on some hearts and dreamed up a few Chicago-centric replacements we'd like to see on the iconic Valentine's Day candy. 

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