"Given the fact that I am Jesus Christ, the son of God, and quite a lot of this discussion concerns me, I feel it my duty to point out that Dave Calhoun has a very valid point. Dan Brown's account of my life is rather far from what actually happened. I never married Mary, but was, in fact, childless. I was crucified, then resurrected, before returning to heaven to sit by my father, the almighty one, the Lord himself (hello dad by the way! I'm on the Time Out website!), where I shall remain forever more.
(my point being: Dan Brown or the Bible: take whichever fiction suits your fancy.)"