"I'm sorry to say this but in my honest opinion this is a huge disappointment. The plot was laughable as it was but it could have at least been supported by a decent script - sadly this was nowhere to be found. It's mindless mass entertainment at its worst. It's like that "friend" who you don't really like but always hangs around, desperately trying to be funny at every opportunity but failing miserably (I know - I was this person once). Combine that with a ridiculous plotline from completely out of the blue and you have a stomach-churning experience you will not under any circumstances want to repeat.
Have mercy on yourself and your children - watch Wall-E instead."