"This film’s a bit of a turkey. There are some great actors here, some great scenery, good costumes … but, strewth, it’s a boring film. There were nine of us in the cinema, and one walked out. I felt tempted to walk out several times, but kept reminding myself both Christopher Plummer and Helen Mirren have been nominated for Oscars for their roles in this one, and it’d probably get better. Sorry if you’re reading this Christopher and Helen, but I think your nominations were to make up the numbers.
Avoid at all costs – unless there’s nothing else showing. Anywhere. In the world."