"Well, thanks fellas. It's been several weeks since I was verbally abused by you Brits; my psychic bruises were starting to heal. I wouldn't have showed up now, but since Mr. Cameron can't let sleeping dogs lie, and insists rather on re-releasing his piece of schlock in an expanded version... well you can see the situation I was in. I think it's a magic pairing that your beloved "Avatar" director is a Canadian, and that country's other major export is toilet paper. Now there's a telling coincidence."