"Quite frankly the worst film I've seen in years. And I went to see the last Woody Allen. The plot has more holes than a centipede's underwear and the performances from everyone bar the girl are risible. It's like trying to watch a pantomime and play Halo at the same time when you've got a migraine. Note to Eric Bana - Deadly assassins shouldn't tell everyone where they are and then go everywhere without a gun, you're asking for trouble. Note to Joe Wright - stop trying to show off, you're going to hurt yourself. A disaster of biblical proportions. Four stars? You should be ashamed of yourself."