""G'day Zeus do ya fancy a tinny?". I am sorry but I can't get past Sam Worthington's most australian Greek since Peter Andre. Considering all of the characters are supposed to be Greeks none of them sound at all alike including a barely understandable general.
Bill Nighy hams it up like he did in Love Actually and Messrs Fiennes and Neeson almost out ham him in a sub Harry Potter Dumbledorathon.
It looks great but there is little plot to join together a number of set piece scenes. Also after a film devoid of on screen chemistry between Worthington and Pike the weak kiss at the end seems an after thought.
Looks good but is an empty vacuum of a film. Less bonza and more boredom."