"Did Dave Calhoun see the same heap of excrement I've just had the misfortune to watch?
This movie is utter boredom. It has only ran 1 week at my local cinema and I'm not surprised as some great stars are wasted in this bland tedious story. I wouldn't follow the Master if he bribed me a zillion quid as he has as much charisma (in the film) as used toiletroll. AVOID"