Film

This live-action adaptation of Hiroyuki Kitakubo’s popular anime one-off from 2000 appears to have been made by a company of finches tweeting, “Cheap…cheap.” It’s twice as long as its predecessor and about five times as stupid, especially when the weightless digital effects take over. Dolby-assisted thuds and pixelated arterial sprays are the orders of the day, in addition to a multinational cast that ensures better bang for the import-export buck.

Pleasure is to be had, though, in watching Korean actress Jun as half-breed vampire Saya, who is on a government-sanctioned rampage against any and all bloodsuckers. Never underestimate the power of a Japanese schoolgirl uniform or a well-placed roundhouse kick to excite the drooling adolescent within. Saya is the girl of many a teenage dream, even those of the submissive sidekick (Miller) whose friendship with the vamp slayer alternates intriguingly between platonic and sapphic awe.

The action scenes are for shite, save a flashback forest attack by leaf-covered ninjas who torture Saya’s mentor (martial-arts movie superstar Kurata) in ways that would make Hellraiser’s Pinhead proud. By comparison, the final confrontation with supreme demon Onigen (Koyuki) is a sequel-ready anticlimax light on coherence and heavy on CG chiffon.