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It's Chico time!

The star of 'The X Factor' is about to make what may be the least eagerly anticipated film of all time.

Feb 16 2006

Chico Slimani, the former sheep herder who inexplicably captured the public's imagination as the bloke who couldn't sing on 'The X Factor', is set to appear in a film.

As well as starring in the flick, Simani will also co-produce and co-write the script, which will be based on his former career as a male stripper.

And if that wasn't enough to make you want to slit your wrists, Screen Daily reports that Sharon Osbourne is in talks to play a corrupt promoter.

'Lunchbox' (for that, dear God, is what the film will be called) is set to shoot in Spain, France and the UK in June.

Needless to say, Time Out won't be visiting the set, and from this day forth, The TOMB will pretend this project doesn't exist.

User comments on this story

bonnie said...

I wonder have you actually met the georgeous Chico? No? Well I have and he was anything except his own backside. He was charming, friendly and one of the nicest celebs i have met. I think that perhaps the people that have a go at him are just silly jelous peasants who wish they had his looks, personality and YES talent. Posted on Oct 25 2006 17:24

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ema freitas said...

i love chico i think he's sexy and nice Posted on Aug 13 2006 17:06

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bbd2709 said...

New single D.I.S.C.O out 14th August. Be sure to buy a copy! :-) Posted on Aug 09 2006 23:10

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amy is bak said...

mossy u such a stupid asshole im surprised dat u havnt raped chico yet coz ur so mentally obseesed ova him, aint u gt notthin beta 2 do den chat about chico Posted on Jun 27 2006 12:47

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mick said...

hi chico
i love your song its chico time i watch it on my computer all the time it's a great video i like happy songs it really chears me up when i listen to it's chico time
mick Posted on Apr 01 2006 22:41

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mick dalton said...

chico is the best he is a exclent singer i really like the song he made. Some singers use other peoples songs. i like him cause he made up his own song and it was good.
good luck chico with your movie
by Posted on Apr 01 2006 22:21

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bbd2709 said...

Whatever Mossy, u have just made that up. I've tried telling u the truth & u don't wanna know so I'm not gonna bother trying anymore.
It's Chico Time! Posted on Mar 30 2006 12:53

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mossy_83 said...

bbd2709 here is another message from Chico
"Idon't know how to tell all my fans this but I am truly in love with Simon Cowel and all the proceeds of my record sales are going to the dads for dads charity they have reasearch center which is currently looking into making it possible for dads to give birth if it is successful myself and simon may oneday have a Chicette / child of our own"
As for the nice and Nephew they are part of his image they are both angency they are paid to act as if they are familly to improve his image Posted on Mar 29 2006 23:05

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bbd2709 said...

Chico is simon cowels boyfriend - LOL thats why he about to become a dad is it!! It's obvious u r in no way a fan. He does have a niece & nephew to prove it here is a message from Chico sent after making his video =
tell you ABOUT THE VIDEO SHOOT, it started at 6am and finished at 10 PM i don't know how i did it but as soon as the adrelanine kicked in and i saw my little chicettes i was cured. oh i had my little niece and nephew in it, although i wasn't suppose to my cheekiness got them a place, even if it was only a bit, anyway i just wanted to say
That is a message from Chico after he made his video, so there you go he does have a niece & nephew. Now clear off Mossy Posted on Mar 28 2006 21:48

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mossy_83 said...

oh yeah by the way Amy is so sexy
"how you doin"
maybe if your sexy enough you could convince me to go straight Posted on Mar 28 2006 20:20

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mossy_83 said...

bb2709 what are you on about fool I know for a fact he has no nice or nephew. Chico is simon cowels boyfriend if you must know the truth and I am still his undesputed number one fan and your all bummers so there Posted on Mar 28 2006 20:17

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Amy is so sexy said...

i am sexy then anything you can imagine lol Posted on Mar 28 2006 12:57

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jack top lad said...

chico is great so Amy how sexy are you Posted on Mar 28 2006 12:53

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Amy is so sexy said...

well done bb2709
you told mossy. wot a great argument lol.
i think chico is a right nutter
but hes a nice lad so chico time is every time.
And all you people think u no chico are u stalkers or something Posted on Mar 28 2006 12:50

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Scott Blackwell said...

What a fantastic bloke, I can't wait for his next single Posted on Mar 27 2006 21:17

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