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Hatchet (2006)

Director: Adam Green

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From Time Out New York

Frozen in a death grimace more embarrassing than eerie, Hatchet is a heaping helping of yesterday’s dismembered limbs: an ’80s-style retroslasher that’s so tongue-in-cheek, it barely functions as a thriller. Several collegians hit Louisiana swampland for a nighttime “ghost tour.” Soon enough, they’ve invaded the personal space of deranged spook Victor Crowley (Hodder), who makes some cuts. The pregore banter is funny, particular that from a pair of dim girls gone wild (“Your nipples are dumb”). But anyone feeding into this nostalgia is yearning for a kind of warm and fuzzy horror that’s wholly irrelevant today.

Author: Joshua Rothkopf 2007-09-05 00:39:32

Time Out New York Issue 623: September 6–12, 2007


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  • Mr Marmite said...
    Posted on Sep 10 2007 06:23 I can only think you saw a different film to the one I did. I thought the was excellent, as did the rest of the audience from their reaction. If you like horror flicks, and you find the torture-porn films like Hostel and Saw not for your liking then I would recommend this one.
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