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Director: Gene Quintano
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From Time Out Film Guide
A lacklustre action comedy that woefully fails to exploit the talents of its stars. When bungling safe-cracker Gus Cardinal (Lambert, miscast) and his eccentric accomplice Bruno (Lloyd) accidentally steal a cursed Turkish ruby known as the Byzantine Fire, much contrived capery ensues. The hapless pair are pursued by Turks, the CIA, the LAPD, and a bunch of deranged Armenians obsessed with preventing the rise of the Ottoman Empire. Based (very loosely) on a novel by Donald Westlake, this bears all the hallmarks of a straight-to-video production: functional script, limp direction, workaday performances and perfunctory stunt sequences, all played out amid the drab, tedious surroundings of Los Angeles. Lloyd attempts half-heartedly to enliven the proceedings with his characteristic blend of deadpan daftness, but it's a losing battle. Kim Greist is entirely wasted as the obligatory love interest. Less a case of why me than what for?Author: MK
Cast & crew
Director: Gene Quintano
Producer: Marjorie Israel
Cast: Christopher Lambert, Kim Greist, Christopher Lloyd, JT Walsh, Gregory Millar, Wendel Meldrum, Michael J Pollard, John Plana full cast
Genre(s): Comedy
Duration: 87 mins
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