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Pyrates (1991)
Director: Noah Stern
Movie review
From Time Out Film Guide
Groovy photographer Bacon and free-spirited cellist Sedgwick find their passions causing havoc when fires keep breaking out as they do the nasty. The first time a lava lamp explodes, the second time round though, and the joke's already gone too far. Presumably, real-life couple Kev 'n' Kyra had a few giggles making it, but a match carefully placed under the script would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.Author: TJ
Cast & crew
Director: Noah Stern
Producer: Johnathan Furie
Cast: Kevin Bacon, Kyra Sedgwick, Bruce Martin Payne, Kristin Datillo, Buckley Norris full cast
Genre(s): Comedy
Duration: 95 mins
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