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Anything Else (2003)

Director: Woody Allen

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From Time Out London

Gangly Jason Biggs is the latest leading man to undergo the trial of being Woody’s youthful stand-in. His aspiring comedy writer with woman trouble is exactly the sort of part Allen would once have played himself, but the creator retains his stamp on it by insisting Biggs delivers the lines with typically Woody-ish intonation. It’s no slight on the ‘American Pie’ star to suggest this just isn’t his thing, but, frankly, that’s the least of the misjudgements on view. You feel sorry for Christina Ricci, doing everything asked of her as Biggs’ voluptuously maddening girlfriend, yet her manipulative prick-teaser of a part comes across like Woody’s hate-letter to womankind. And where does the young man go for advice on his travails? To Allen himself, of course, as a fellow writer who dispenses gnomic utterances (‘It’s like anything else really?’) and moral support when he’s not revealing distinct psychotic tendencies. It seems we’re meant to think this guy is witty, wise and a little edgy, though the effect is truly resistible. He’s a pinched ageing misanthrope whose wisecracks about the Holocaust are screechingly inappropriate.

It’s a painful experience for any Allen admirer to sit through one of his movies without anything positive to say. There’s Darius Khondji’s warm-toned camerawork and the soundtrack’s reassuring parade of jazz oldies, but that’s where the pleasure ends, though it’s only fair to report a sprinkling of laughter at the screening I attended – someone somewhere was evidently getting a kick from this stuff. But really, the timing’s gone, the humour’s flat, the insights mean-spirited. For a supposed light comedy, it’s the year’s most depressing film.

Author: TJ

Time Out London Issue 1771: July 28-August 4, 2004


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  • DH said...
    Posted on Feb 17 2010 06:13 "It seems we’re meant to think this guy is witty, wise and a little edgy"?! In which case you've misunderstood the core of the film, meaning that your review can't be trusted: he may be right about the relationship and the manager, but for the most part he's a paranoid idiot, almost all of whose wisdom is bogus. For God's sake, his final piece of advice is "look after your styptic pencil"! The comment about Christina Ricci is way off the mark. I find it amazing that a professional reviewer thinks a character should be other than as written, the kind of "It would have been better had this happened" criticism I expect from Amazon customer reviews. And it's not worth remarking on your "screechingly inappropriate" pearl.
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Cast & crew

Director: Woody Allen

Cast: Jason Biggs, Christina Ricci, Fisher Stevens

Genre(s): Comedy, Drama, Romance

Rated: 15

Duration: 108 mins

UK Release: Jul 30 2004



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