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Big Nothing (2006)

Director: Jean-Baptiste Andrea

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Unemployed school teacher Charlie Wood (David Schwimmer) meets scammer Guy Dickinson (Simon Pegg), who convinces him to take part in a seemingly straight-forward con. The plan, to blackmail a priest whose name appears on the company database of visitors to an illegal porn sites, doesn’t play out as easily as either man had hoped.

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From Time Out London

Notable for its pairing of sitcom ex-pats Simon Pegg and David Schwimmer, ‘Big Nothing’ sees them as call-centre drones,  opting to improve their lot by blackmailing a priest with an abnormal fondness for young children. Their foolproof plan deteriorates to the point where double and triple crossings become commonplace and a raft of supplementary characters are hauled in to make up for some shoddy plotting. Throughout, there’s the feeling that director Jean-Baptiste Andrea has thrown everything in his modest arsenal at the screen (animated cut-aways, bargain bin one-liners) and what remains is a screwball revision of Sam Raimi’s ‘A Simple Plan’, which hobbles blindly through a minefield of genres with foolish, split-screen abandon. Pegg – that bastion of reserved English comedy – puts on a rasping American accent that’s more New York Jew than Midwestern huckster, but he’s still the best thing in the film by some way. Schwimmer attempts a similar kind of reinvention, merely consisting of him constantly saying ‘fuck’.

Author: David Jenkins 2006-11-28 11:53:45

Time Out London Issue 1893: November 29-December 6 2006


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