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Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Synopsis
‘Scary Movie’ duo Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer return with this spoof, filmed supposedly on the set of ‘300’, which parodies, amongst other notable productions, ‘The Matrix’, ‘Ugly Betty’, ‘The Departed’, ‘Anchorman’, ‘Deal or No Deal’, ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’, and unsurprisingly, ‘300’ itself. Watch out for humorous ‘appearances’ from Britney Spears and President Bush.
Movie review
From Time Out London
After the deeply disposable genre send-ups ‘Date Movie’ and ‘Epic Movie’, double-threat comedy duo Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer turn their attention to a single movie, the digitally buffed-up historical slugfest ‘300’, for this virtually unendurable feature-length skit. One might have thought the original’s absurd chest-rippling machismo and cartoonish villainy funny enough in itself, an assessment this pitifully laughter-free farrago does little to alter. The Thermopylae-inspired plot remains the same in outline but the would-be humorous embellishment has little to offer beyond infantile obviousness.So, the Spartans in their leather briefs look a bit gay? Let’s have them prancing around to ‘I Will Survive’! Reckon the Spartan educational regime looks a bit tough? Let’s have some poor child beaten to a pulp for fun! And since the ‘300’-themed gags run dry pretty quickly, let’s fill the rest out with projectile vomiting, defecating giant penguins and lookalike japes involving Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and ‘American Idol’. Its relative brevity is a humanitarian gesture.
Author: Trevor Johnston
Time Out London Issue 1961 March 20-26 2008
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- KiethLard said...
- Posted on Mar 31 2008 02:09 There is a slide on the advert for this film that shows spiderman uspide down and someone cuts him down with a big pair of scissors, this looked to be one of the funniest parts of the film, until you watch it, its not even in the film! I have seen better comiedies put it that way...
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- Dave said...
- Posted on Mar 30 2008 20:22 This film is one of the worst comedies I have ever seen! It tries way too hard with pathetic childish jokes that really aren't funny and sometimes painfully embarrasing. If you want to waste your time and money and have the sense of humour of a 5 year old then I recommend it, otherwise you should just rent a funny commedy like 'I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry'.
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- hailee x said...
- Posted on Mar 30 2008 18:55 this film was jokes! those people saying how awful it was shouldnt have gone to see it coz everyone knew what it was gonna be like, and everyone knows what kind of film they've gone to watch and know what its about if you didn't - did you check reviews before you went? well if you didn't bother more fool you. in my opinion a great film. well worth it. i left the cinema with a smile on my face and there was a couple of bits i woke up laughing about that night!
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- Chris said...
- Posted on Mar 30 2008 17:59 THE WORST FILM I HAVE SEEN FOR 3 YEARS ALMOST FELL TO SLEEP. IF I COULD RATE 0 I WOULD.
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- Sara said...
- Posted on Mar 30 2008 17:29 The most stupid movie i've ever seen
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- Dave said...
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Posted on Mar 30 2008 13:29
Disappointing to say the least.
I was really looking forward to it from what i'd seen in the advert.
I'm 15 and i found it simply too immature, don't get me wrong, i love the odd childish joke, but the ones in this film aren't even funny.
In fairness there was the odd scene which made me giggle, but that's it. I don't think i heard a single full on laugh from anyone in the cinema.
The funniest scenes are in the advert, so if you're contemplating seeing it, just watch that a few times. - Report as inappropriate
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- emzibabii said...
- Posted on Mar 30 2008 13:26 Me n da girls went 2 see dis film and luved it its funny although predicable at times some tounge-in-cheek moments make u cringe and laugh at the same time
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- rose said...
- Posted on Mar 29 2008 21:57 WOW!!! GR8 FILM!! I REALLY ENJOYED IT
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- ed said...
- Posted on Mar 29 2008 21:57 AMAZIN SIMPLY BRIL!!!
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- Sally Ronaldo Luver 7 said...
- Posted on Mar 29 2008 21:56 An amazin movie!! ooooo sum of the men r sooo fit!! mmm brill really funny!! ppl hu say it is rubbish... THEN GET A LIFE SADDOS!!!!!! get a sense of humour!!!
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- natz said...
- Posted on Mar 29 2008 19:53 IT WASSSSSSSSSSSS A LOAD OF CRAP!!!! SERIOUSLY IT WAS!!!!
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- j said...
- Posted on Mar 28 2008 19:32 Well what would one expect watching this film? Of course it was was stupid! Was it hilarious? Some parts were, some were too long like the breakdancing part which was funny at first but started to get tiring after a while...some scenes were downright hilarious and the gay jibes were also funny...it entertains, which is why it's worth some stars...
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- lyndsey said...
- Posted on Mar 28 2008 18:30 I loved this film so much ! It was hillarious ! The folk who say its aload of bull shit need to get a sense of humour ! Even though it was short it was still amazingly funny ! I will defenently recommend this to all my friends ! bye xxxx
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- kalz said...
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Posted on Mar 28 2008 14:22
From the overall critics review and a few people who went to watch this movie it suggests that this movie is rubbish and its not without reason.
I found this movie entertaining for its obvious gags and many of the jokes are things I thought of that were funny but never thought anyone would be brave enough to show on the big screen because it was too offensive,
I've seen a lot of the spoof comedies over recent years to know when not to take a movie too serious for it to be enjoyable. Anyone who goes to watch movies of this type should already know what to expect so there is no point in whining about it being obvious afterwards. - Report as inappropriate
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- Kazza said...
- Posted on Mar 28 2008 12:19 Don't bother going all the way to the cinema to watch this rubbish when you don't have to. I'm sure some people did find it funny, however, if you have an an average IQ, you will find it is below you. Low budget, predictable, inappropriately violent and not even the length of a normal film, not that I'm complaining as I was so happy when it was over. Just wish I'd read a review before seeing it. It was a real let down and just not funny.
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Cast & crew
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Cast: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, Method Man, Jim Piddock, Nicole Parker, Ike Barinholtz, Crista Flanagan, Jareb Dauplaise, Travis Van Winkle full cast
Rated: 12A
Duration: 83 mins
UK Release: Mar 21 2008
US Release: Jan 25 2008
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