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Bookmark this pageWitless Protection (2008)
Director: Charles Robert Carner
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From Time Out New York
Redneck comic Larry the Cable Guy returns to multiplexes with another hillbilly-humor fiasco, this time playing a Mississippi deputy who crosses paths with a shady FBI crew escorting a sexy crime-case witness to Chicago. Gratuitous support-our-troops iconography and post-9/11 paranoia permeate a harebrained plot featuring Enronesque white-collar crooks. People light their farts, fart in fear and pretend to fart—and one upper-crust polo player even takes a face-plant into a pile of horse shit. Git-r-done, Larry.Author: Stephen Garrett
Time Out New York Issue 648: February 28–March 6, 2008
Cast & crew
Director: Charles Robert Carner
Cast: Larry the Cable Guy, Richard Bull, J. David Moeller, Will Clinger, Reno Collier, Omar Dykes, Jenny McCarthy, Yaphet Kotto full cast
Duration: 97 mins
US Release: Feb 22 2008
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