One of the few clubs with room to wander and a crowd midweek, Déjà vu is inconspicuously tucked into a side street across from a 24-hour men's health club (and, handily for uniform queens, just around the corner from the local police station).
Most of the ground floor is taken up by a dance floor filled with 18-year-olds who look as though they've pilfered their mother's purses for the admission money. Head downstairs for the dungeon-like 'chat room' and relief from the thumping Eurotrash music.
Area Istanbul
Telephone 0535 614 8164 mobile
Open 10pm-4am daily
Admission varies
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