2009 Chap Olympiad

Less about steroids and sweat, more about Martinis and picnic hampers. A sporting affair for the discerning lady and gentleman, with competitors judged not on brawn but style, wit, intellect and mental agility. The lighting of the Olympic Pipe signals the opening of the day, with ten track and field events including the Cucumber Sandwich Discus, Moustache Wrestling and Necktie Kwon-Do. Live music and old fashioned lawn games top off the fun. DC: Not compulsory, but period dress is encouraged.