To hell with Valentine's Day. From the boys who brought you the Speed Hating games at the Feeling Gloomy nights, it's dating with added hating for those who rate conventional dating events up there with pulling out nose hairs and family Christmases in Coventry. To help daters really let go, everyone's rechristened on entry – Cyril, Percy, Ethel… – before a Blind Hate round with questions like 'Which tropical disease would you most liken yourself to?' A misfortune teller will be on hand to forecast doom and gloom for any budding relationships. Best insults at the ready, daters!