What sort of games would a supermodel be good at? What about cake face, pin the K on the key, and bulimia feast? Prizes if you're any good, public shame if you're not. Buster Bennett (he of Antisocial fame, formerly half of Yr Mum Ya Dad) and Dean Golden (infamous Antisocial door whore) are the resident spinners for tropical trash after. DC: Drags, dregs, dress-ups.

Hi, I'm a girl who works hard, both with my career and at being a Mum. I have a son of four and a slightly unusual job which takes me all over the...