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  • Thanks to Jane Edwardes, Rachel Halliburton, Nina Caplan, Jonathan Derbyshire. Portraits Simian Coates and Rob Greig

  • Time Out books editor John O‘Connell explains the reasoning behind Time Out‘s pick of London‘s 30 finest-ever peddlers of smut, filth and depravity. Parents be warned: this survey is for grown-ups only


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    London has always been a palace of sexual varieties: both the hub of Britain’s sex trade and the chamber in which, since the advent of the printed word, debates about liberty, repression and obscenity have raged and (occasionally) been resolved. It’s the country’s erotic centre – its G-spot, if you will. Which is why Time Out decided it was high time to consider the ways in which sex has been celebrated by London writers down the centuries.

    Our Top 30 chart of London’s rudest writers collects, in a single heaving but well-ventilated space, the authors we feel have contributed the most to our understanding of the city’s complex sexual psychology. What do we mean by ‘rude’? Boldly transgressive as well as pornographic (after all, anyone can be pornographic), seductive and titillating as well as obscene and, always, well written.
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    One of the functions of nostalgia is to purge the past of elements that don’t chime with our limited sense of how people once lived. So it’s salutary, and oddly bracing, to be reminded that dildos were around in the sixteenth century (Thomas Nashe) and that ‘cunt’ (okay, ‘queynte’) was a slang term for female genitalia in Chaucer’s day.

    But don’t just take our word for it. Our saucy scribblers come endorsed by some of London’s finest contemporary writers, including Martin Amis, Sarah Waters, Will Self and Jilly Cooper.

    So put down your whip, unbuckle that gimp mask and let’s begin…

    1 Walter, aka Henry Spencer Ashbee
    2 Alan Hollinghurst
    3 Kenneth Tynan
    4 Algeron Charles Swinburne
    5 Thomas Nashe
    6 John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester
    7 William Shakespeare
    8 Geoffrey Chaucer
    9 Gerald Kersh
    10 John Cleland

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    Havelock Ellis
    12 Hanif Kureishi
    13 Sigmund Freud
    14 Henry Fielding
    15 James Boswell
    16 William Wycherley
    17 Daniel Defoe
    18 Mark Ravenhill
    19 Geoff Nicholson
    20 Maxim Jakubowski

    21 Oscar Moore
    23 Sebastian Horsley
    24 Molly Parkin
    25 Stewart Home
    26 Mary Robinson
    27 Patrick Marber
    28 JG Ballard
    29 Lady Caroline Lamb
    30 Anthony Neilson

    Thanks to Jane Edwardes, Rachel Halliburton, Nina Caplan, Jonathan Derbyshire. Portraits Simian Coates and Rob Greig

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7 comments

  1. Posted by I much perefr informative articles like this to that high brow literature. on 21 Jan 2012 19:39

    I much perefr informative articles like this to that high brow literature.

  2. Posted by Villlon on 02 May 2009 06:40

    Stewart Home is a genius -- if you don't like his books I will follow you around and annoy you -- forever. Starting now.

  3. Posted by Aishling Morgan on 23 Nov 2008 06:57

    No two people will ever agree on a list of this sort, but as the author of thirty erotic novels I feel I at least have a better grip on the subject than most. Aside from the controversial and almost certainly incorrect attribution of "Walter's" work to Ashbee, Freud and Ellis seem very peculiar choices in that neither was an eroticist at all. A few other entries seem eccentric, or somewhat random, but in general the list meets with my approval. ;o)
    One other thing... It may be true to say that anyone can be pornographic, although Mary Whitehouse might have struggled, but it is not true to say that anyone can write erotica, or pornography if you prefer the term. Just as with even romance or horror, it may appear simple but to do it at all well requires both dedication and a great deal of background knowledge.

  4. Posted by Maddalo on 02 Jul 2008 14:32

    "Walter" was not Henry Spencer Ashbee. Only Ian Gibson thought they were the same, which only shows that he has no notion of chronology,and a cloth ear for writers' styles.
    Walter has been convincingly identified as a military officer, of no distinction except for having written his memoirs.
    Ashbee was a bibliophile, and a much better writer than "Walter" (and utterly different in style), but he had no sexual experience.
    Ashbee quite possibly died a virgin, while "Walter" quite clearly was not writing porno fantasy, but real - and often unflattering - experience, a sort of sexual Henry Mayhew.

  5. Posted by None on 14 Jun 2008 08:02

    wow

  6. Posted by Jess Smith on 04 Mar 2008 20:08

    Why is Anais Nin not on this list?

  7. Posted by Frank Dartson on 28 Feb 2008 13:13

    What about Rofl Lundgren and his erotic tales?

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