Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer

Mr B is very good at 'chap hop', his patented tongue-in-cheek fusion of hip-hop and tweedy poshness. His fine musical and tongue-twisting skills make numbers like 'All Hail the Chap' and 'Kissing in Porn' a treat, but after seven years at it the joke's wearing very thin – especially now Michael Gove has declared himself a fan.