STP is five years young, so to celebrate they're shipping out of Bethnal Green Working Men's Club for a night and moving over to Shoreditch's XOYO. This can mean only one thing: more brilliantly debauched antics and dancefloor shenanigans than ever before. Best of all, they've only gone and got Sam flippin' Fox – she of 'Touch Me' fame – to do a live PA. Boom. And we're also promised a secret "incredible international superstar". Bigger than Sam Fox? Surely not, but you never know. Unparalleled fun, basically.