Showcase Bluewater

London
Venue name: Showcase Bluewater
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Address: Plaza
Bluewater
Greenhithe
DA9 9SG
Price: £5-£9.20
  • Time Out says
    • 4 out of 5 stars
    From sidekicks to centre-stage superstars, the Minions have busted out of the ‘Despicable Me’ franchise and gone rogue in this berserk slice of semi-silent slapstick silliness. Little, yellow, peachy-keen, and essentially useless, the Minions are ...
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  • Time Out says
    • 3 out of 5 stars
    Mash every big-screen take on a Nicholas Sparks novel into a heart-warming pulp and you’d get the ‘The Longest Ride’. Adapted from his seventeenth (!) romantic magnum opus, this one features frolicking in the rain (as in ‘The Notebook’), war (‘The...
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  • Time Out says
    • 3 out of 5 stars
    This is a femme-friendly and frequently hilarious riff on the fusty gender roles of the James Bond movies. It kicks off with debonair agent Bradley Fine (Jude Law) doing some quality espionage at a ritzy Eastern European cocktail party. Chatting i...
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  • Time Out says
    • 3 out of 5 stars
    The fourth film in the series and the first in 14 years, 'Jurassic World' serves up another theme park and another bunch of knuckleheaded scientists cloned from the same strand of foresight-impaired DNA. It has absolutely no reason for being – exc...
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  • Time Out says
    • 3 out of 5 stars
    Bill Cosby, 9/11, Robin Williams, Charlie Hebdo: those are just some of the things that ‘Ted 2’ makes fun of… in a single scene. Needless to say, this sequel is every bit as irreverent as the 2012 original with which ‘Family Guy’ creator Seth MacF...
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  • Time Out says
    • 2 out of 5 stars
    Precision-tooled yet lacking even the smallest glint of red-eyed emotion or coherence, this fifth 'Terminator' film will make your head hurt. But who can blame a studio for trying? The durable premise, perfect for sequels, concerns an unstoppable ...
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  • Time Out says
    • 3 out of 5 stars
    Male strippers – those baby-oiled studs the colour of over-brewed tea with buttocks waxed smooth like two Granny Smiths in clingfilm – are so lame that no ’80s revival can give them a comeback. The miracle of Steven Soderbergh’s 2012 film ‘Magic M...
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  • Time Out says
    • 4 out of 5 stars
    Anyone with a beating heart will be forgiven for allowing it to break during this unflinching and thoughtful account of the life and death of the soul singer Amy Winehouse. A shattering and sensitive documentary, it's directed by Asif Kapadia, the...
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  • Time Out says
    • 1 out of 5 stars
    As this crude, mindless ‘Fatal Attraction’-in-hotpants home invasion thriller unfolds, it’s impossible to shake the sneaking suspicion that co-writer and director Eli Roth thinks, somewhere in his addled brain, that he’s making a feminist statemen...
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