Showcase Bluewater

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Venue name: Showcase Bluewater
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Address: Plaza
Bluewater
Greenhithe
DA9 9SG
Price: £5-£9.20
  • Time Out says
    • 4 out of 5 stars
    From sidekicks to centre-stage superstars, the Minions have busted out of the ‘Despicable Me’ franchise and gone rogue in this berserk slice of semi-silent slapstick silliness. Little, yellow, peachy-keen, and essentially useless, the Minions are ...
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  • Time Out says
    • 2 out of 5 stars
    What attracted such a top-of-the-range supporting cast (Steve Buscemi, Dustin Hoffman, Ellen Barkin, Dan Stevens and, um, Method Man) to this by-the-numbers indie fantasy? Was it the plot, about a magical cobbling machine that allows the shoesmith...
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  • Time Out says
    • 3 out of 5 stars
    The fourth film in the series and the first in 14 years, 'Jurassic World' serves up another theme park and another bunch of knuckleheaded scientists cloned from the same strand of foresight-impaired DNA. It has absolutely no reason for being – exc...
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  • Time Out says
    • 3 out of 5 stars
    Bill Cosby, 9/11, Robin Williams, Charlie Hebdo: those are just some of the things that ‘Ted 2’ makes fun of… in a single scene. Needless to say, this sequel is every bit as irreverent as the 2012 original with which ‘Family Guy’ creator Seth MacF...
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  • Time Out says
    • 4 out of 5 stars
    It’s all in the mind in Pixar’s latest, a delightful, frenetic, near-experimental animated film from the makers of 'Up' and 'Toy Story'. Pixar fans will be in seventh heaven with the film’s bold thinking—and kids will be straining to listen to ima...
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  • Time Out says
    • 2 out of 5 stars
    Precision-tooled yet lacking even the smallest glint of red-eyed emotion or coherence, this fifth 'Terminator' film will make your head hurt. But who can blame a studio for trying? The durable premise, perfect for sequels, concerns an unstoppable ...
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  • Time Out says
    • 3 out of 5 stars
    Male strippers – those baby-oiled studs the colour of over-brewed tea with buttocks waxed smooth like two Granny Smiths in clingfilm – are so lame that no ’80s revival can give them a comeback. The miracle of Steven Soderbergh’s 2012 film ‘Magic M...
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  • Time Out says
    • 3 out of 5 stars
    Has there ever been a less appealing action hero than Ethan Hunt? Five ‘Mission: Impossible’ movies in and he still feels like a blank slate, a robot with Tom Cruise’s empty grin and a vocabulary ripped straight from the Bumper Book of Pithy Quips...
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  • Time Out says
    • 2 out of 5 stars
    Like a ‘Raging Bull’ that’s been punched one too many times in the head, Antoine Fuqua’s boxing melodrama is so loaded with obviousness, there’s more pained groaning from the audience than from the guys in the ring. Jake Gyllenhaal is Billy Hope, ...
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