Tickets
As soon as the programme comes out, go through it carefully – not in a
nerdy way; just so you can choose your concerts and plan your ticketing
strategy. If you’re going as a one-off, then it’s worth buying a seat.
If you want to go on a more regular basis then it’s more cost-effective
to Prom, which means buying a standing ticket in the gallery or the
arena. The gallery has the advantage that you can spread yourself out
but the arena is much closer to the action. If you plan to go very
often, you can get a season ticket in advance, guaranteeing entry to
any Prom up to ten minutes before the start of the concert and
potentially working out at less than £2.25 per concert. Otherwise, just
turn up on the day, queue, and pay £5 for one of the 1,400 standing
tickets.
Queueing
This can be part of the fun or a necessary evil. The latest you can
join the queue is 45 minutes before the start of the concert, when
Prommers are admitted into the hall. The most sensible time to arrive,
however, depends on who’s playing. It’s infuriating to wait in the
queue, only to have the door shut in your face at the last minute due
to high numbers. If it’s likely to be a popular performance, like Sir
Simon Rattle with the Berlin Philharmonic, get there early,
particularly if you want a good position in the hall. Stewards hand out
raffle tickets, allowing people to leave the queue for up to half an
hour and then reclaim their place. (There used to be a website where
enterprising individuals offered to queue on the behalf of prommers who
couldn’t get there on time – in return for a small fee. However, the
site has now been banned for legal reasons.)
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Etiquette and ritual
Prommers have an eleventh commandment, ‘Thou shalt not barge in at the
front if you’ve only just arrived’. In the past, this unwritten rule
tended to be left to the prommers to enforce, resulting in some frayed
tempers and righteous bristling during the concert. Once the music has
started, the only real etiquette is to listen quietly, however there
are a couple of traditions unique to the Proms:
Calls
These range from welcoming the orchestra in the language of the
players, to a vocal tennis match on the Last Night. Somebody will shout
out ‘Anyone for tennis?’ at which point the audience in the arena call
out ‘ping’, and are answered by a ‘pong’ from the people in the gallery.
Prommers’ Applause
Similar in technique to normal applause but in the
arena, you get a unique strain – the Prommers’ Stamp – the mark of an
exceptional performance. Someone will begin to stamp their foot slowly,
and is joined in unison by other Prommers. The speed will pick up until
it gets too fast to maintain and dissolves into general applause.
Survival
Those prone to queue-rage should bring provisions: chocolate and an
entertaining companion for ordinary Proms; sleeping bag and thermos
flask for the Last Night. It’s also worth taking some packed dinner and
a drink in with you: the Royal Albert Hall charges high prices for
drinks and it can get hot in the hall, particularly if you’re packed
into the arena with all the heaving bodies. Once or twice during the
season you’ll hear a dull thud from behind you, like a tree falling
over. Then you turn round and realise that somebody has fainted. This
isn’t part of Promming protocol, so feel free to sit down if you feel
tired. You’ll still get the benefit of the music and it’s quite cosy
being engulfed by a forest of legs.
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Take food into the Albert Hall? Not alowed.