London's weirdest nights out

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Swap your wardrobe, hop around in the buff or just enjoy a civilised cup of tea - here's Time Out's guide to some weird nights out in London

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    Swap-A-Rama Razzmatazz

    Viva Cake

    Teatime frolics

    Tea dances are all the rage among the boho squad. There’s an array of ballroom ’n’ biscuit affairs to choose from but nowhere does it better than Viva Cake. Hosted by three rock ’n’ roll-loving ’50s nostalgics – otherwise known as the Viva Cake Bitches – this is one seriously swinging soirée. There’s jivin’ sounds, a beauty bar, the knitting circle, roller tea girls and lots and lots of brightly coloured cakes. Who needs the modern world?Venues and times vary – check www.myspace.com/vivacakebitches for latest info.

    Skate Bitch

    Rock ’n’ roller

    With the roller revival well under way, it was only a matter of time before the fashion set got in on the action. Skate Bitch takes place on the first Wednesday of the month and is a hip alternative to the hugely popular Rollerdisco. Aimed at all levels, it attracts everyone from sexy rollergirls to rudeboy spinners and the odd wobbly beginner. Sounds come courtesy of Skate Bitch resident DJs Rita Ray, DJ Pogo, Wilber Wilberforce and Baby Clyde, who deliver dirty disco, old-school funk, deep soul and ska, electro and punk to roll to. Forget two legs – try eight wheels.Skate Bitch, Renaissance Rooms, off Miles St, Wandsworth Road, London, SW8 (0844 736 5375/www.skatebitch.co.uk). Monthly Wednesdays.

    Killing Kittens

    Get some satisfaction

    One for serious sex kittens. Dedicated to taking the seediness out of swingers’ soirées, these raunchy parties are strictly for the beautiful people. Everyone sends in a photo beforehand and if you’re deemed too old or ugly, you’re out. Female pleasure is the focus with men banned from sleazing on the ladies. If you want to dress kinky you can, but costumes must be chic – think corsets and cocktail frocks. Bubbly flows freely and as the evening progresses couples gravitate towards the huge upstairs bed. The result is an adventurous evening where the sexual elite can fulfil their fantasies. Killing Kittens. Parties held monthly Fridays at a secret London location (www.killing-kittens.co.uk).

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    Have a natter at Stitch and Bitch 

    Stitch and Bitch

    Pull the wool

    London’s trendy types are lining up to learn to cross stitch, pearl and generally get down ’n’ wooly. Leading this ‘knit fast, purl young’ revolution are a group of five quirky ladies on a mission to take over London ‘one new knitter’ at a time. Meetings are free, although cake contributions are welcomed, and take place in pubs, parks and cafés. Past activities include stitching a scarf for a Trafalgar Square Lion, a Breast Cancer Care Blanket and the annual London Knit Crawl. Stitch and Bitch. Times and venues vary – check website (www.stitchandbitchlondon.co.uk).

    Hot Breath Karaoke

    One for wannabes

    Karaoke’s been cool for a while and this is probably London’s funniest singalong session. Every Tuesday the Shoreditch masses flock to this ‘Wheel of Fortune’-style party, where wannabes can choose from a whopping 7,000 classic tracks. There’s bargain-bin prizes for all who are brave, or misguided, enough to enter, and the whole evening is based around throwing inhibitions to the winds.Hot Breath Karaoke, The Legion, 348 Old Street, London, EC1 (020 7729 4441/ www.myspace.com/hotbreathkaraoke) Old Street tube/rail. Weekly Tuesdays.

    Starkers!

    Dare to bare

    Come on, admit it. Most of us might secretly enjoy a quick boogie in the buff but few of us would actually dare to bare all in a crowded club. If you’re looking to shed a few inhibitions then why not check out Starkers. London’s popular naturist club night is a carefree, clothes-free affair based around the concept of having fun, not having it off. Yes, there are supposedly saucy games like ‘Pass the Balloon’, eye-opening naked yoga demos and even the odd stray erection but the atmosphere remains defiantly, and somewhat comfortingly, asexual. With naturism on the rise, Starkers is the place to let it all hang out.Starkers!, The Factory, 65 Goding Street, SE11 (020 8386 7421/www.starkersclub.co.uk) Vauxhall tube/rail. Monthly Fridays.

    Circus

    Colourful cabaret

    An essential stop on the London party circuit, this decadent soirée is hosted by everyone’s favourite diva – Ms Jodie Harsh. A mecca for fashion junkies, nu-rave kids and various celebs, it’s a colourful mix of cabaret, toe-tapping sounds and audio-visual madness. Previous highlights include impromptu performances from the likes of alternative acrobat Empress Stah and New York transsexual fashion icon Amanda Lepore. The only downside is enduring the sight of various celebs prancing around behind the decks. Circus, Soho Revue Bar, 11 Walkers Court, Brewer Street, London, W1 (020 7734 0377/www.sohorevuebar.com) Leicester Square tube. Weekly Fridays.

    Swap-A-Rama Razzmatazz

    Fashion frenzy

    Time out has been championing this offbeat event, where clubbers swap clothes, since the early days when it first migrated across the Channel from Europe’s fashion capital (Paris, duh!). For the friendly fee of 99p you are free to grab whatever items take your fancy. But be warned – there is no guarantee you’ll get back as much as you are forced to give. Over-enthusiastic swappers have been known to end the night with little more than a furry waistcoat protecting their modesty. Everyone looks ridiculous – and not in the usual Shoreditch manner, necessitating hours of preparation. Your outfit is dictated by chance – along with a little sartorial bartering. Swap-A-Rama Razzmatazz, Favela Chic, 91-93 Great Eastern Street EC2 (020 7613 5228/www.favelachic.com) Old Street tube.

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    Speed hating at Down With Dating

    Down With Dating

    Discover speed hating!

    Brought to us by those clever bods behind miserablist club night Feeling Gloomy, this ‘speed hating’ event is perfect for those who rate conventional dating events up there with pulling out nasal hairs. To help daters really let go, everyone's rechristened on entry – Cyril, Percy, Ethel… – before a Blind Hate round with questions like 'Which tropical disease would you most liken yourself to?' A misfortune teller will be on hand to forecast doom and gloom for any budding relationships and there’s the obligatory game of Twister with the Grim Reaper. Down with Dating, The Albion, 121 Hammersmith Rd, London, W14 0QL (020 7603 2826/www.downwithdating.com) Hammersmith tube. Monthly Thursdays.

    Kit Kat Kabaret

    Make like Liza Minnelli

    Named after Berlin’s infamous Kit Kat Club, which featured in the classic musical ‘Cabaret’, this weekly club is awash with decadent delights. Tucked away beneath the bustling central London streets, Cellar Door is a suitably leftfield setting for an evening of sexy swing duos, cabaret curiosities, burlesque babes and more. Add to that the fact it’s free and that happy hour on cocktails extend to 8pm and you have the perfect Thursday night package.Kit Kat Cabaret, CellarDoor, Zero Aldwych, London, WC2 (020 7240 8848/www.cellardoor.biz) Charing Cross tube/rail. Weekly Thursdays.

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Ryan
Ryan

Hi everyone are there any genuine ladies willing to explore sum naughty place in London

Jaime
Jaime

Hi, I'm looking for somewhere to take my girlfriend, who has a strong exhibitionist streak, where basically anything goes - has to be somewhere lively where there's dancing and partying - not like the few swingers places we've been to where it's generally middle aged people sitting around nattering over a cuppa and a fisting. We don't mind sleazy or classy , both can be fun - when I was younger in Ipswich there used to be a really lively pub / club place where girls from the audience could get up on stage and poledance/strip - it was mainly full of younger people and the only place I've seen like it - is there anything like this in the capital these days? I don't think "Killing Kittens" would be her thing, as with her it's more about the exhibitionism than really wanting to swing. I'm pretty normal looking, not ugly, and in good shape but she is stunning so shouldn't have a problem with somewhere that discriminates on looks. Thanks for any ideas.

MICK
MICK

i need to get involved any where a heterosexual attractive guy can get sum fun ;)

Kitty
Kitty

For all you people who never been to a killing kittens party: keep quite ! You have no idea what the hell you are talking about. The fact that it doesn't allow single sleezy fattys : GREAT! The last thing we want is people like this wan*** in front of others instead of ib their home watching bad porn! We have been to these parties before and le me tell you: it's only as boring as you want it to be ... It clean and safe and classy . But if that's not your cup of tea ... Don't try it !

Sisoo
Sisoo

anyone been to Starkers? How is it?

J-Bird
J-Bird

My gf and I are interested in killingkittens but want to know more about the calibre of people who go there. Can you shed some light on just how attractive these people are??

KJ
KJ

Killing Kittens is totally boring and for people with low self esteem who can't form proper relationships. The people were very strange and its full of Rah's who don't pay and are there to take the piss out of the poor desperados who do pay.

Ham
Ham

Can you please send me some information about the party, I want to join you.

Emma Sayle
Emma Sayle

Killing Kittens is for skinflints who cant afford London's choicest "ladies of the night". Ditzy girls and fat men await you lol

Hoochimama
Hoochimama

I have to agree with Steve! AND Killing Kittens doesn't accept ugly people! It is a load of pretentious darlings and luvvies that are all in the clique and don't make you feel at all comfortable as a newby and we all have to start somewhere.

swingingcouple
swingingcouple

Why dont they list swingers clubs here ? theres some great club venues in the UK and in London where you can meet real nice people, not wanabees, and dreamers We love ourplace4fun in north london its sexy and the friendliest and of course an incredibly naughty night out j & b

steve
steve

that killingkittens thing is a load of tosh - they can keep their materialistic narcisistic drivel to themselves.