Would renowned eighteenth century poet Scottish poet Robert have dug dirty electro? After a few drams, quite possibly. Give your Burns Night a contemporary touch with this covert Scottish-themed extravaganza, featuring the traditional Burns supper 'Address to a haggis' set amid whisky-soaked fun and debauchery. There'll be whisky tasting and cocktails, highland games, burlesque performers and enough tartan to give you a headache, soundtracked by electro-swing, soul, funk and party tunes at a soon-to-be-destroyed secret venue. And don't worry, you (probably) won't be forced to eat the haggis.