The Royal White Wedding

Coming into their element, the nuptial junkies at White Wedding mirror Will 'n' Kate's big day with another of their spectacular parties, giving punters a wedding disco without the family aggro but with all the smutty bridesmaids, cheesy Motown tunes and oodles of free cake you could ever want. Scoop up your train, tip your top hat and get dancing. The special guest DJs are yet to be announced by considering their long lineage of huge wedding DJs – Zane Lowe, Rob Da Bank, Annie Mac – it'll be just as ace. It's the most fun ever, we promise. DC: Cheesy wedding disco – think pervy vicars and '80s pouffiness.