Hot Meat Boat Cruise

Anyone expecting a civilised barbecue on a boat at this party might be disappointed. This funky nautical bash is actually a boat cruise geared towards bears – a scene within the gay male community which celebrates looking big, hairy and rugged. Club nights Hot Fuzz and Meat are hosting the event, which takes place on party boat the Dutch Master. As you're sailing along the Thames, Severino – from ace DJ collective Horse Meat Disco – will be behind the decks, as will Silverhook and Meat Boys. It's an early start (boarding at 11.30am), so make sure you set your alarm.