Comedy

1) Your show, no more than thirty words, go!

'Seriously silly, surreal, hot, naughty, rioutous and uplifting sketch show.  We love what we do.  Comedy Bitch is a celebration of life's misunderstandings and awkward moments.'

2) What's your favourite Edinburgh related story? 

'This year, on the weekend of the 15th-17th we'll be celebrating the life of a dear, dear friend, Fred Hood, who tragically died at the age of 28 just before Christmas.  It will be a beautiful weekend of Drama poetry and readings inspired by this wonderful man.  (Underbelly, weekend long.)'

3) Who or what makes you laugh? 

'One of the Comedy Bitches was buying something over the phone. When it came to giving her post code she said, in all seriousness, "Okay, it's N for Knob..."  I laughed, the person on the other end hung-up. She'd been on hold for hours!'

4) What's the best/worst thing about being a comedian?

'Best: Getting a joke absolutely right. Worst: Having no time to do laundry.'

5) What gets you in the mood to be funny? 

'Fresh underwear.'

6) What's your favourite children's joke? 

'What do you call a judge with no thumbs?... Justice Fingers.'

7) What's the most memorable heckle you've ever received? 

'When talking about being born in Norwich I had, "F*** off back to Essex."'

8) What subject wouldn't you make a joke about? 

'Norwich City Football Club. They're taking care of that themselves.'

9) What's your biggest fear? 

'Not having my family.'

10) Complete this sentence: 'A man walks into a bar…  and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives him one.

Comedy Bitch - Underbelly, 5:35pm