Five jokes from Fozzie Bear

Wocka! Wocka! We challenge the joke-telling Muppet to write us five gags



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Fozzie Bear has been practising this comedy lark for nearly 40 years. Has he still got it? To celebrate the release of ‘Muppets Most Wanted’, we put the lovable furball to the test and challenged him to tell us 
a joke on five different topics. We’ll let Fozzie introduce the gags himself…

‘Wocka! Wocka! Fozzie Bear here! Comedy has always been challenging to me, and I’ll prove it with these five jokes! Here goes!’

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