Kicking off the 2013 Udderbelly Festival is a massive opening gala, curated by none other than our promotions arm, Time Out Live. Tonight you can get a taste of what to expect inside the giant purple cow over the next three months. And my, oh my, what a line-up we have in store. The bill includes Udderbelly's headline show, The Boy With Tape On His Face, Irish rascal Andrew Maxwell, Friday Night Freakshow hosts EastEnd Cabaret, suave Frenchman Marcel Lucont, aggressive comedy force Nick Helm, TV regular Mark Dolan, topical stand-up Ian Stone, 'Live at the Apollo' star Hal Cruttenden and filthy songstress Vikki Stone. Presented by Time Out Live.