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Jun 15-17, Victoria ParkHot Chip, Crystal Castles, Toddla T Sound System, Magnetic Man, P Money, (Fri); Kelis, Bobby Womack, Emeli Sandé, Fri...
Jul 13-15, Hyde ParkSoundgarden, Iggy And The Stooges, Cold Chisel, Kids In Glass Houses (Fri); Bruce Springsteen, John Fogerty, Amy MacD...
The Craig Charles Funk And Soul Club, Snowboy, Frankie Francis (Fri), Tinchy Stryder, Tony Allen, Kanda Bongo Man (Sa...
We love Rastamouse, which is lucky since if Twitter, Mumsnet and the BBC switchboard are all to be believed, by the time you've read this exactly four-fifths of the country's toddlers will be finger-snapping raggamuffins on roller skates investigating misplaced cheese. While tiresome grown-ups have tried to link the stop-motion adventures of Da Easy Crew with everything from cultural erosion to cheesebongs, at heart it's as harmless and innocent as '70s felt-fest Fingerbobs twinned with a Lilt advert. Deal with it, zeitgeist.
If you want to stay irie, we say respect your younger bredrin' by developing their enjoyment of reggae. With the Crew's excellent single 'Ice Popp' sounding more animated and life-like than most of 'Now...77', here are ten more all-ages reggae recommendations, plus a guide to seeking out the best grooves in London as we give you the nous behind the mouse...
Positivity, soul and good vibes by the bucket load. The Maytals’ back catalogue is essential for any household with songs warm enough to melt the cheese right there in your hand.
Wherein a monkey outwits poor Derrick by doing all the latest dance crazes better than him! Perfect for those a bit too young for daggering.
From the seminal soundtrack to '70s crime drama 'The Harder They Come', Jimmy Cliff's eternally uplifting tune couldn't be better for fans of the rodent detectives.
London's reigning dancehall queen tells a lovelorn tale over a riotous tropical beat. Featuring more hooks than Bagga T's got gold chains.
Iconic label Trojan excelled themselves by compiling reggae versions of pre-school favourites like 'Humpty Dumpty', 'Three Blind Mice' – even 'Puff The Magic Dragon' by cool ruler Gregory Isaacs.
No one man did more for reggae music worldwide than singer, icon and insanely devoted football fanatic Bob Marley. Hear him in all his splendour on tour in 1978. How does Bob like his donuts again...?
Though seen as a novelty in the duo's '80s heyday, this tag-team version of Queen's disco-rocker is bouncier than a space hopper on a trampoline.
A rootsy classic with infectious horns – Zoomer would approve of this wikkid riddim.
Keys' torch-song anthem gets a reggae rinse-down with help from the legendary Junior Reid, thus linking the old and the new perfectly.
For the most conservative of tastes, Bob's eldest loin-fruit hooks up with Paul Simon and chums to make the musical equivalent of ice cream flavoured ice cream.
By Oliver Keens
Oliver Keens? I'd just like to say, from one journalist to another, that I'm getting slightly alarmed by your "pranks". The business with the really tall orchestra tapping a load of glass bottles against my windows was amusing, I must admit, but the little "delivery" of a whole honey-covered roast ham on my desk in a heap, smearing my papers with ham-grease and charred meat? That, Mr Keens, is a step too far! I've just had a telling off from Alan Rusbridger and he's made me stand in the corner, sipping cold soup from a sawn-off coconut. A laugh's a laugh, Oliver, a joke's a joke, but this ham incident is neither. You owe me an apology and a cocktail the size of a rooster, boy.
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