Dustin Hoffman: ‘I’d love to play James Bond. I’d play him as a womanising, misogynistic assassin’
Ken Livingstone: ‘The idea that journalists can complain about anyone else having a drink is simply bizarre’
Antony (And the Johnsons): ‘I remember watching Kate Bush on
television, and thinking – gasp – who is she? I want to be like that’
Tracey Emin: ‘Last time I got drunk, I ended up behind the bar pulling pints for people and dancing with the landlady’
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Todd Solondz: ‘I always say my movies aren’t for everyone, especially the people who like them’
Chris Martin: ‘I don’t care if they think I sleep with a cucumber up my bum’
Ricky Gervais: ‘I watch reality shows to hate the people in them. What will you do for fame? Anything. I’ll show my fanny and wank off a pig. Well done’
Mark Thomas: ‘Elton John’s sunglasses collection alone could probably keep Senegal afloat’
Lars Von Trier: ‘I have a very simple psyche. It tells me to do the opposite to what people tell me’
Salman Rushdie: ‘George Galloway is preposterous. It’s what stops him from being dangerous’
Jose Mourinho: ‘I am hopeless, a zero, a disgrace. I cannot mend a tap, I cannot change a lightbulb. My wife does it all’
Paul Weller: ‘You’re from Time Out, yeah? You lot
fucking hate me, don’t you? The grief I get from Time Out, fucking
hell. I’ve been tempted to go down and firebomb your offices’
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