44 Inch Chest (15)

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<strong>Rating: </strong>2/5

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Time Out says

Tue Jan 12 2010

Playing like one of Steven Berkoff’s theatrical pastiches of East End gangsterdom – with cod-Pinteresque cadences replacing Shakespeare’s – this profane, pretentious and seriously unfunny ordeal thriller reunites the writing team (Louis Mellis, David Scinto) and some of the stars (Ray Winstone, Ian McShane) of the far superior ‘Sexy Beast’.

A deliberately ambiguous opening – a slow pan around the devastated flat of supine villain Colin Diamond (Winstone) to the strains of Harry Nilsson’s ‘Without You’ – is followed by the initially unexplained abduction of a young French waiter (Melvil Poupaud) from a Chelsea restaurant. The victim is then locked up in a wardrobe in an abandoned East End warehouse by a motley crew of caricatured hardmen – Diamond’s geezers! – consisting of mother’s boy Archie (Tom Wilkinson), confident, black-shirted gay Meredith (McShane), semi-psychopathic Mal (Stephen Dillane) and the viciously unreconstructed Old Man Peanut (John Hurt).

The stage is set – and what a claustrophobic, theatrical, two-room stage it is – for a day of taunting, vicious banter as the traumatised, volatile and hallucinatingly drunk Diamond arrives and his pals encourage him to exact fatal revenge on ‘lover boy’ for, as flashbacks and dialogue reveal, his wife’s (Joanne Whalley) infidelity.

Aiming for black comedy and a redemptive satire on self-deluding male machismo, ham fisted debut director Malcolm Venville instead gives his cast enough rope to hang themselves rather than the characters they play, with the exceptions of poor Poupaud, an almost wordless skeleton in a cupboard, and the unfortunate Winstone, who graces what is otherwise a deeply unedifying movie with one of the most raw, deeply felt but wasted performances of his career.
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Rated:

15

UK release:

Fri Jan 15, 2010

Duration:

94 mins

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Rated as: 2/5 (15 ratings)
  • This film gets better the more you watch it. Ray Winston. Is brilliant in it.

    David Paul Wed Aug 22 2012
    Rated as: 5/5
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  • Compelling at times, but more of an artsy play than a movie.

    mcat0 Thu Nov 3 2011
    Rated as: 2/5
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  • Valentinegirl, The usage of the lie is proper English. Lie does not require a direct object, whereas lay requires such. So, the statement that the "lie" was improperly used is clearly erroneous. Thus, it was not their lack of ability to speak that ruined the movie for you, just an opinion based on a lack of understanding concerning simple "nuances" of English grammar.

    dewaddict57 Wed Apr 6 2011
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  • just rented, and watched this film, what a waste of money and time. rating -5.

    tommy Sat Nov 20 2010
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • A waste of some very good talent. Absolute rubbish script, over zealous use of language and there just didn't seem to be any plot. Definitely not "Sexy Beast". Took us all our time to sit through 90 minutes of trash.

    meercats Sun Oct 31 2010
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • Brilliant in every way...confronting if swearing is a sin, delicate here and there, great acting (not understood by US film lovers) and scene choices, We were moved to tears and gratitude. Don't miss it.

    Jack Mon Oct 18 2010
    Rated as: 4/5
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  • I just watched this film on DVD, I thought it would be fantastic, I love Ray Winston and John Hurt. But no. It was terrible. How come no one tried to start bailing out this ship when it was so obviously sinking? They should have sacked the writers and replaced them with people that knew what they were doing. Also why is it all in one boring room? The direction was crap.

    Collie Sat Aug 21 2010
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • Just rented this POS. Jaysus! Utter, utter Cr*p, with big ole knobs on. The luvvies gave it some welly but I hated it almost from the trick shot at the start. (spoiler) HE'S NOT DEAD! Two minutes later when Tom Wilkinson goes "You can't just lie there all day" in an impeccable sarf Lahndan accent, it was all over for me. Have any of these tossers ever MET a pwoppa geeza? Pwoppa geezers don't say "LIE there". They say "LAY there". Stupid tin-eared arsewipes. And when your ear for speech is that thick, there's not much chance your sense of drama, plot etc will be any better. Lazy, mockney rubbish of the lowest order. Avoid, unless you genuinely believe that EastEnders is an accurate reflection of life.

    Valentinegirl Wed May 26 2010
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • I have not even seen the film but after the comments I think I have wasted my money with love film on this one.

    anton Wed May 26 2010
    Rated as: 1/5
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  • A smeg infestation.

    45 inch Tue May 25 2010
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